(2003)
Ten pop acts, all known in the UK with varying amounts of success, are all transported to America, where they are all unknown, and put on a tour bus. At each of ten venues the remaining acts perform before a studio audience, who at the end of the show vote for their favourite act. The least favourite act is unceremoniously dumped from the bus until a winning act remains. The winner receives a new recording contract. Written by Mark Smith e32