Norm Archer: For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.

诺姆·阿彻：现在是“洋葱新闻”时间……我是诺姆·阿彻，大家晚安，去你妈的。

Cock Puncher: I don't think you have the balls.

“鸡鸡终结者”：我不认为你有睾丸。

Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The o...