Bridget Jones: Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity that I wouldn't share a ...

Daniel Cleaver: Oh, come on Jones there must have been something you liked about me.

Bridget Jones: You have a nice car. And - quite nice manners, outside the bedroom. But that's about it. And by...

Daniel Cleaver: [to other colleagues] As a matter of fact I do know the exact location of my arsehole. And her...

布里奇特：“丹尼尔·克里沃是个谎话连篇、歧视女性和令人作呕的人类典范，我不会和他同乘电梯，工作就更不用说了。”

丹尼尔：“哦，得了吧，琼斯，我身上肯定有你喜欢的地方。”